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Grrrrr

You find lowculture in a very bad mood today, so don't expect us to be particularly nice about anything, OK?
Is there anything that can cheer us up? The announcement that Keith Barron is joining the cast of Corrie as an old charmer in the centre of a love triangle with Blanche and Rita, perhaps? The looming Spice Girls reunion? Or even the news that Parky is giving up his boring old chat show? No, no and no! It'll take a lot more than that lot to put a smile on our miseable chops today. Bah.

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Oh dear. We're very sorry to hear that. Is there anything we can do or say to cheer you up?

Hope tomorrow is a much better day!


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