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Thursday, January 18, 2007

front:BITZ (un homage)

UPPERS

ATTITUDE NOT GOING UNDER AFTER ALL
Back at the end of January, apparently – magazine pride!

THE NEW LOWCULTURE.CO.UK PAGE DESIGN
It’s lowculture for the new era. “Love It!” pride!

SHILPA SHETTY
Bleach! Not-as-big-as-Aishwarya-Rai-but-still-fabulous pride!

DOWNERS

THE BRIT AWARDS NOMINATIONS
Where's Girls Aloud? Alesha? Bloody-Snow-Patrol pride!

POPULAR POP WEBSITE SELLING ITS SOUL FOR BURGERS
Not big, not clever, but probably making a tidy packet. And do MaccyD’s and BK realise they’re on the same page at the same time? PJ-burger-war pride!

ATTITUDE NOT GONG UNDERAFTE ALL
Bakc at the end of Janry! Prof-reding prid!

Labels: attitude, brits, lowculture, shamelessness, shilpa shetty

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Oh, you clever ironic minxes.

By Adrian, at 10:07 am

Haha! Let's hear it for the Attitude subs. "Semi-colon? What's a semi-colon?"

By Lost Boy, at 10:35 am

ach. Where's the pink?

By Anonymous, at 1:34 pm

So having Google-Ads doesn't count as having sold your soul then, huh? ;o)

By Anonymous, at 6:21 pm

Hello Timbo - ads at the moment include "Gay and Lesbian Insurance", "Download TV Episodes", "Official Biggest Loser" (US TV Show) and bizarrely enough, "Cabinet and Bath Hardware". None of which contain nasty artery-clogging fats and contribute to childhood obesity (allegedly). So no, it doesn't count as having sold our souls.

By David, at 8:25 pm

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