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Monday, June 13, 2005

Extreme Makeover: Bitch Edition

LOOKING! America’s Next Top Model, Living TV, 9.00pm
So last week we got to enjoy the preliminaries, and gaze pitifully at 13 girls we weren’t going to see for the rest of the series (and in the case of Lady Kat, we’re somewhat relieved about that one. Cree. Pee.), but here’s where the real competition starts. There are fourteen girls in the competition with fantastic names like Lluvy, Keenyah, Naima and Kahlen, but they will need more than their relative Scrabble scores to get them through the bitch-tastic eliminations ahead. In tonight’s episode, they get a visit from the fashion police (no comment), pose as aliens invading LA (and as anyone who reads the recaps on Television Without Pity knows, this is something that fiveheaded Tyra Banks has been practising for a long time – if you don’t believe us, look at the picture) and bitch about the makeovers that are forced upon them, which allows Tyra in turn to strap on a bitch of her own and tear a few strips off several of the contestants. Ace.

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