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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

FUCK ME FACTS!

Well, well, well – if it isn't today's THREE MOST AMAZING FACTS you didn't probably didn't know until you read this bit. Just the facts, mind..
» ONE! H from out of Steps owns a dog called DJ. We were unable to confirm at the time of writing whether he also owns a cat named All Out Of Love. FACT!
» TWO! Someone is going to die in Neighbours. You'll cry when you learn who. Select this next bit if you want to know the awful truth. -->IT'S DR KARL! Sob! He will have a heart attack and die a lonely death at the side of the road, just like Derek Wilton did that time in Corrie.<-- FACT!
» THREE! Joan Collins is touting for work on Desperate Housewives. She's been telling friends she would love to play Terri Hatcher's mum. FACT!
AND! Here's Uncaring Elsie's...
» DON'T-GIVE-A-FUCK FACT! Bono is releasing a line of clothing for "activists" (ie cunts). They will be made by craftsmen in developing countries, thus affording the U2 singer the right to be even more smug-looking than he already is – which is very. DON'T CARE!

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