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Friday, March 04, 2005

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» ATTACK! Coronation Street, ITV1, 7.30pm
Only two recommendations today, because tonight's TV looks like being absolute toss. This should make up for it, though: it's the moment we've all been waiting for, as we begin to bid farewell to the Harrises. Kay-Ee, having aborted Mar-In's baby, discovers that he isn't having an affair with Sally after all, and heads to the garage to give dad Tommy a piece of her mind (if she can spare it) for making her doubt Mar-In's fidelity. Tragic consequences ensue...
» TRACK! The Games: Athletes In Training, E4, 9.00pm
Looks like it's time for The Games to reappear on our screens again - and just in case you don't think you'll be able to get enough of it when it's on Channel 4 all the flipping time for several weeks, E4 is giving us a special four-part series where we watch the "celebrities" training for the events. Er, woohoo!
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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MAKING YOUR MIND UP TIME 2005 – PART 2 :: AN OFFER YOU MAY WELL REFUSE :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: MAKING YOUR MIND UP TIME 2005 – PART 1 :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: THIS TIME YESTERDAY, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE(T) :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS ::

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