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Saturday, November 06, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Saturday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» BITCHY! Will & Grace: Karen Weekend, LivingTV, from 2.00pm
At long last, an extensive tribute to one of sitcom's finest characters: shallow, drunken, neglectful, bitchy socialite Karen Walker. For those of you who are continually galled that she plays second string to the title characters, this should go some way to redressing the damage. Oh, and honey? I thought we talked about that blouse...
» KITSCHY! Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV1, 5.30pm
No, we don't understand why one of the funniest shows on TV has been stuck on at Saturday teatime either, but make the most of it while it's here. No previews were available because it's filmed so close to transmission, but hopefully there'll be more examinations of bizarre face-acting in Emmerdale and Harry's idiosyncratic take on the week's news and TV highlights. He'll do us out of a job at this rate.
» WITCHY! Charmed, five, 7.05pm
This is the episode that Charmed fans have been waiting for all season - the All About Chris episode, where we find out what he's up to. We're not going to spoil the surprise, but his purpose in the show is about to become a lot clearer. Chris's ~~beard~~ girlfriend ~~Brian~~ Bianca arrives from the future, to take his Whitelightery powers, and try to convince us that he's not a big old gay. Whatever, Bianca.
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