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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Wednesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» AND THE WINNER IS... Inside Soap Awards, Living TV, 9pm
In case you just weren't convinced by the results of the National Soap Awards, the TV Quick awards, and all those other awards, here's your chance to see how the nation ranks their favourite soaps and soap stars. To keep up the nail-biting tension of the evening, the event was pre-recorded, and the results were in all the papers days and days ago.
» AND THE LOSERS ARE... The Celebrity Awards, ITV1, 8pm
At last! An awards ceremony for all those people who are famous for nothing in particular. Expect to see Adele Silva take some sort of gong for "Most Mentions In Interviews Of How Much I Would Like To Go Back To Emmerdale". Presented, naturally, by Martine McCutcheon.
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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