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Thursday, May 06, 2004

TANYA TURNER'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Thursday. Our Tiny Tanya ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» RESURRECTED! Up Your Street, Channel 4, 4pm
Damon Grant from Brookside has recovered from his fatal stabbing, and is now presenting pleasant afternoon property shows. Hoorah! Mind you, it's a bit of a come down from his brief spell as the lighthouse keeper in Fraggle Rock.
» NOVEL! Fairy Godfathers, Channel 4, 9pm
Another breathtakingly original TV idea in which some straight guys – get this – receive advice from some men with queer eyes (and queer other bits, we shouldn't wonder). It's just as well Living TV aren't launching the UK version of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy tonight at exactly the same time, otherwise their thunder would be well and truly stolen!
» SNEAKY! I Like To Watch, Channel 4, 11.05pm
With our flatmate expressing an interest in a CCTV system he saw on QVC last night, a documentary on the history of the peeping tom seems rather timely.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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