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Friday, April 30, 2004

FRIDAY'S FUCK ME TV

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» ONLY ONCE! ChuckleVision, BBC2, 7.10am
It's quite likely that you've missed this already, but we thought it was worth mentioning that this episode features a guest appearance from Kirsten Cook, who used to be Michelle Of The Resistance in 'Allo 'Allo. Just fancy that!
» REANIMATED! A Question Of Sport 80s Special, BBC1, 7pm
Oddly enough, we have a particularly strong memory of watching A Question Of Sport once in the 80s (February 26, 1982, to be precise). And we probably weren't the only ones who were too shell-shocked by the fact that Adric had been blown to fuckery by the Cybermen in Doctor Who to change the channel before Bill Beaumont's mug appeared on our telly. Bill is back tonight as a special guest captain for this retro special. Adric is, presumably, still floating around outer space somewhere in a million little bits, and will not be appearing.
» BELIEVE! Will and Grace, 9.30pm, Channel 4
Jack is guided through a traumatic time by the Gay Holy Ghost, Cher – who manages to retain corporeal form for long enough to belt out A Different Kind Of Love Song.
» WHACK! Beverly Hills 90210, five, 4.25am
Dylan is pursued by the mafia, while Brenda worries about make-up and boys.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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