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Tuesday, May 04, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Tuesday, May 4:
» Ah, remember the old days? It's four years since the "I Love You" virus began doing the rounds of the world's computers. Now it's nothing but "These pictures - you are naked!!" and PayPal plagiarisms.
» Craig Logan quit Bros today in 1989. We can't remember being particularly overwhelmed by grief at the time. Or particularly mournful now, as it happens.
» Two years ago, an online poll revealed that Mariah Carey was the pop act people would most like to banish from the face of the earth.
» The Daily Mail was published for the first time in 1896. We'll leave the jokes about Victorian attitudes to you on that one.
» Most of the birthdays are rubbish today, we're afraid. Except for the one belonging to Jay Aston, of the original Bucks Fizz line-up - she's 43 today. Hoorah!
» Unrelated fact of the day: The average American has watched Star Wars 6.7 times.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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