Wednesday, May 05, 2004
FUCK ME FACTS!
Amazing things about Wednesday, May 5:
» A couple living on the flight path to Luton Airport were woken by a two foot block of ice crashing through their ceiling in 1999. We prefer the fictiticious report on The Day Today that a walker had been "pierced by a shaft of frozen urine" from an overhead plane.
» A German nightclub said it had reduced violence and doubled its turnover last year after using naked women as bouncers. That'll be "bouncers" in the literal sense, then.
» Elton John and Rod Stewart performed a benefit concert for Watford Football Club 30 years ago today. Gosh, they just don't make national crises like they used to, eh?
» Prophets predicted the earth would be destroyed by floods and earthquakes on this day in 2000, because the earth, moon, sun and other planets had fallen into allignment. Unless we're very much mistaken, they were wrong.
» Happy birthday to Monty Pthon member Michael Palin (a staggering 61!); actor Richard E. Grant (47), who may or may not be singing the Swaziland national anthem today; former Home and Away cutie Dieter Brummer (28), and Avid Merrion impersonator Craig David (23).
» Unrelated fact of the day: Parents in America are angry over a new school book about a gay prince. Prince Bertie in "King and King" turns down a number of silly ladies before falling for, marrying and snogging Prince Lee.
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