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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

TANYA TURNER'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Wednesday. Our Tiny Tanya ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» BROKEN! TOTP2, BBC2, 7pm
Broken hearts, that is – too many of them! That's because Jason Donovan's on tonight – and, if we're very lucky, he might even pretend to play the guitar.
» FILTHY! How Clean Is Your House, Channel 4, 8pm
We were so scared that Aggie and Kim might be looking at us out of our television that we missed the first show last week due to a frantic bout of cleaning in Casa Lowculture. But now that's done for another month, we can concentrate on enjoying this second episode.
» NAUGHTY! Bad Girls, ITV1, 9pm
Oh dear. It seems that Meera Syal has been murdering members of her family, and finds herself banged up in Larkhall. Well, a character played by her has anyway. But she's innocent, and decides to get up on the roof to make sure everyone knows it.
» BANG! Top Gun, BBC3, 9pm
A welcome opportunity to rediscover Tom Cruise's homoerotic wank-fest.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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