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Friday, May 07, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Friday, May 7:
» Harvard University published findings that claimed sex was unlikely to lead to a heart attack in 1996. Rubbish! We watch Footballer's Wives, so we know fine well that's not the case.
» Two years ago, Tim Henman claimed he was only pretending to be boring, because it made life easier.
» It's fairly well known that Reginald Dwight changed his name to Elton John, a move he made in 1972. But who here knew his new middle name became Hercules?
» The first gathering of alien abductees took place in Boston in 1988. Exactly how they got there remains unclear.
» Painfully few birthdays of note today: they include sideburned seventies saucepot Richard O'Sullivan (60), Neneh's brother Eagle Eye Cherry (35), and Big Brother contestant Kate Lawler (24).
» Unrelated fact of the day: A German lottery winner took three months to claim his £6million winnings, not because he didn't realise he'd won, but because he wasn't sure he wanted the money.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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