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Monday, April 26, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Monday, April 26:
» Hooray for Sydney the rebel parrot! He got told off at a pet sanctuary in York three years ago after teaching the other birds how to swear.
» On the same day, Miss France went public with baby photos to prove she had never been a man, after rumours started at the Miss Universe competition.
» Plans were announced for a Weakest Link special featuring Page 3 girls. They were warned that no matter how rude Anne Robinson was to them, they were not allowed to flash at her.
» Danny Wood from New Kids on the Block tripped over a stuffed toy on stage and was forced to fly home for treatment in 1990.
» Happy birthday to: Duran Duran drummer Roger Taylor (44); Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins from TLC (34), and former S-Clubber Jon Lee, who's a mere 22.
» Think you're bad a geography? Perhaps not as much as you think: in a global survey, around 24million Americans couldn't find their own country on a world map.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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