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Friday, April 09, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Friday, April 9:
» Action Man underwent plastic (ahem) surgery, ending up with Brad pitt's jaw, David Beckham's nose and Tom Cruise's hair. He also had Russell Crowe's mouth, but we don't know if that means he sputtered a string of expletives during combat.
» A report commissioned by The National Trust seven years ago revealed amazing research showing that deer suffered high levels of stress when being hunted, for some reason. Deer hunting was later banned on all trust land. Next, does being shot really hurt?
» Concorde made its first test flight from Bristol to Fairford in Gloucestershire in 1969, having cost £360million to develop.
» T3l.xtext wAs dem0ns rated for th> f"rst tim£ in 1973.
» Dallas producers revealed they would bring back Bobby Ewing in 1986. So isn't it time they brought Mr Hooper back to Sesame Street?
» It was announced the Emmerdale "Soapsters" family who moved in to that funny looking lodge we're to be booted out, just five months after winning temporary contracts to be on the show.
» Happy birthday to: Sex and The City's Miranda, Cynthia Nixon (38), singer Rachel Stevens (26), and Ryan Clark, who played Sam in Home and Away (21).

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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