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Friday, April 16, 2004

WATCHING US, WATCHING YOU, WATCHING US

Bored of Big Brother? Sick to the back teeth of The Fucking Games? Then you might be interested in a new reality TV show being planned by the BBC.
Families will see cameras stuck into real people's houses, and the resulting footage will be broadcast for our amusement.
Frankly, we can't think of anything better, and we're seriously considering putting Casa Lowculture forward as one of the featured households.
If we're chosen, you will be able to:
» Wonder just how many more days we're going to leave that big pile of clean washing sitting on the kitchen table.
» Laugh as we lock ourselves out of the flat on a Sunday evening while putting out the bins.
» Marvel at the constant stream of random young men coming and going at all hours of the day and night.
» See us cursing at the TiVo because the stupid thing has cut off the last five minutes of Nighty Night AGAIN.
» Have a nosey in the cupboard in the kitchen where our flatmate seems to be trying to grow potatoes.
» And so on.
Admittedly, the strain of remembering to make the bed and pick up all the dirty socks off the bedroom floor sounds like more than we could reasonably bear, so we might just not bother after all. Phew.
» What would the Families cameras see if they were pointing into your house today? Click on the comments box and reveal your shameful household secrets. Although, if you're having a wank, we don't really want to know. Unless you're fit, in which case you can send a picture to the usual address.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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