Wednesday, April 21, 2004
WEDNESDAY'S FUCK ME TV
You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings 
show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve. And anyone with questions about the whereabouts of Tuesday's Fuck Me TV can just shut up.
» NAILBITING! FILM: Skyway To Death, Five, 2.05pm
A group of passengers are stuck in a cable car thousands of feet above the ground – and only Stephanie Powers can save them! 
» STALK-TASTIC! FILM: Facing The Enemy, 3,35pm, Five
If Maxwell Caulfield thinks he's got problems in Casualty, they are nothing compared to what his character must face in this shit. His son's dead, and he's being terroroised by a nutter who blames him for the death of his wife. How are they going to resolve that in an hour and a half? Who knows. And, indeed, who cares.
» COMEUPPANCE! Bad Girls, ITV1, 9pm
Last week's opening episode was a creative triumph – especially the introduction of the new wing governor, Frances Myers, and the sneaky shots of Yvonne's rotting corpse. This one promises to be just as entertaining, as the girls are introduced to Frances for the first time – and she later turns out to be a sex-mad nympho. Hooray!
» SKETCHY! Win, Lose Or Draw Late, ITV1, 11.35pm
Well this was the last thing we expected to see in the schedules today! Liza Tarbuck hosts this bizarre revival of the Pictionary-based quiz show. As usual, two teams of micro-celebs must try to decipher each other's scribblings. And, since it's on late, we can only assume they are allowed to draw cocks and bums and things too.
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