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YES, WE DID HAVE A WEBSITE ONCE, DIDN'T WE?

Apologies to our loyal fan, but things have been a bit hectic at lowculture HQ this week, so we've not bothered to write anything new to put on the website.
However, we would just like to point out that:
» We *heart* Gay Todd in Coronation Street. Best bit of last night's episode was not the boy-on-boy snog-up, but Todd announcing that he liked it in the gay bar because "the music's really good". Needless to say, Kylie was playing at the time, which probably says more about his sexuality than any amount of illicit tongue action.
» People might like to kid themselves that Take That were somehow the best British boy band ever, but Channel 4's recent broadcast of one of their old live shows revealed the horrible truth – they were Actually Quite Rubbish.
» Bad Girls starts this week, with Eva Pope starring as a particularly evil new prisoner. But! Her storyline has a shocking twist, which will be revealed at the end of episode one. If enough people email to tell us how great we are, we might spill the beans later in the week.
» Nighty Night is great. When we die, we want Jill to arrive at our funeral on horseback too. And, possibly, show her crab at the wake.
» Which reminds us: which song would you like people to be bawling to when your coffin is carried into the church? We expect much wailing and gnashing of teeth to One For Sorrow by Steps when we finally shuffle off. But have you got any better ideas? Click on the comment link below to let us know.

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