Monday, April 19, 2004
MONDAY'S FUCK ME TV
Apparently, this week is TV Turnoff Week. Well, we say – fuck that and watch these! As usual, the Tiny Tanya Turners 
will tell you just how low your culture is likely to get today – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» CRIVVENS! This Morning, ITV1, 10.30am
No Fern this week, but don't fret – it's lovely Lorraine Kelly instead, which is much better really when you think about it.
» SCARY, POSSIBLY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein
It's been a while but they're back in style. And this time they're fighting Frankensteins and all sorts. 
» DESPERATE! 60-minute Makeover, ITV1, 1pm
Claire Sweeney takes up residence in the Des and Mel slot with a new decorating show in which designers have just one hour to tart up someone's drab suburban home.
» HOPELESS! Changing Rooms, BBC1, 8.30pm
Laurence and friends are back with more crazy room-changing fiascos, but the chances of anyone actually tuning in are slim – especially with Todd due to take it up the arse any day now in Corrie.
» DARK, TO PUT IT FUCKING MILDLY! Nighty Night, BBC2, 10pm
Jill buried her husband Terry last week, but there's one small complication – he's still alive, strapped to the marital bed and dressed in nothing but a giant nappy. Watch out for Jill's farewell coffee morning.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.
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