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Thursday, April 22, 2004

THURSDAY'S FUCK ME TV

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE! Catchphrase, ITV1, 5pm
Yesterday, we reported that Win, Lose or Draw was back on the telly. And now we've noticed that this is on too, filling the slot recently vacated by the dreadful 24 Hour Quiz. Of course, Roy Walker has long since been replaced by a cheaper, daytime equivalent, so there's no good reason to watch this at all. Still, it's nice to see that customer services advisors from Surrey and driving instructors from Lochwinnoch can still have their 25 minutes of TV fame.
» CRIMINAL! New Tricks, BBC1, 9pm
Any show whose title implies that its female stars (Rula Lenska and Amanda Redman) are old dogs must surely be worth a look. But why does absolutely everyone on TV have to be investigating some kind of crime?
» CALAMITY! Father Ted, Channel 4, 10.30pm
The priests set off for a nice caravan holiday, and are horrified to find their berth already occupied – by Graham Norton.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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FUCK ME FACTS! :: WEDNESDAY'S FUCK ME TV :: MONDAY'S FUCK ME TV :: WHICH BITCH? :: WATCHING US, WATCHING YOU, WATCHING US :: FRIDAY'S FUCK ME TV :: YES, WE DID HAVE A WEBSITE ONCE, DIDN'T WE? :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: NEIL'S HARD DRIVE: 2001-2004 ::

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