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Friday, April 16, 2004

FRIDAY'S FUCK ME TV

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! And don't miss our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» RUBBISH! FILM: Staying Afloat, 3.40pm, five
Larry Hagman stars as a man who becomes a spy who lives in a yacht off the Florida coast, for want of anything better to do.
» SCARY! Friends, 9pm, Channel 4 It's Phoebe's hen night – and some idiot books Danny DeVito as the stripper!
» POINTY! Buffy The Vampire Slayer, 1.10am, BBC2,
The principal reveals that his mother was a slayer who was murdered by Spike in the 70s. Co-incidentally, Spike now looks like he's IN his 70s.
» POINTLESS! Blank Screen, all fucking night long, ITV1
In this exciting new interactive quiz, the screen goes completely blank, and viewers must stare at it in the hope that something will happen, which it probably won't.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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