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Friday, April 23, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Friday, April 23:
» Thieves stole an entire garden in Bristol four years ago, including 4ft trees and a golfish pond - a bit like Ground Force in reverse.
» A Brighton man set light to his kitchen two years ago after trying to dry his pants on the cooker after they slipped under the hot grill as they dried out. Flames! Smoke! Drama! But there is a downside to this tale - the pants were totally destroyed.
» Ronan Keating and Atomic Kitten's Natasha Hamilton were politely named Rears of the Year in 2003. We're not so polite - they're a pair of arses.
» Color Me Badd appeared as themselves in an episode of Beverly Hills 90210 in 1992. Singing V Bad, presumably.
» Happy birthday to: The Unknown Stuntman himself, aka The Fall Guy star Lee Majors (63). Also celebrating are child star-turned-diplomat Shirley Temple-Black (76), and Bowling for Columbine creator Michael Moore (50).
» Find yourself in Perdido Key, Florida, today? Well, lucky you, for it's Interstate Mullet Tossing today. But don't worry if you can't make it today - it runs till the 24th.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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