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Friday, August 18, 2006

Booooooooooo!

Worraloadofoldshit. We've just put our foot through the telly – and sent Big Brother the bill!

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The voting public clearly do not know themselves AT ALL.

:(

By Blogger Steve, at 9:38 pm  

"The person coming third in BB 2007 is .... AISLEYNE!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:07 pm  

Gutted.

All five of the people who reguarly read this website couldn't sway public opinion.

Wankers.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:33 pm  

Oh get fucked. It's only a bit of fun, in the scheme of things nobody gives a toss who won it.

By Blogger Paul, at 12:38 pm  

In the scheme of things noone will remember who won it this Friday.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:17 pm  

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