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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

She's too ghetto!

Our Know Yourself – Vote Aisleyne campaign has brought more readers to LOWCULTURE than ever before, so we are assuming this means EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET thinks we are right to back her to win Big Brother. And if you're still not convinced, let's look at the video evidence...

» She sings Dizzee Rascal in the diary room!

» She falls out of bed!

» She's got Grace's number!

» She couldn't give a fuck about Spiral!

» She KNOWS HERSELF!

» For more reasons, see below or click here!

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excellent support for the legend that is Aisleyne....

i'm going to miss the final as out of the country but i'll be willing her to win!!! or come second at the very least... she's a star!

keep up the good work!!
x rosalie x

By Anonymous, at 11:05 am

VILE!

By Anonymous, at 12:20 pm

Boo to people who say VILE. They're uhm... vile. Hurrah!

By newplanet, at 1:50 pm

Aw I love winding you guys up!!

Love

The Anonymous Aisleyne-a-phobe

xxxxx

By Anonymous, at 6:19 pm

G, g, g, g, go AISLEYNE!

KNOW yrself.
Little girl.

By Anonymous, at 8:00 pm

Tiny things for you to watch:

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