Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Well-a well-a well-a huh!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1: Ooh, I do love that HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA, as seen on BBC1 every Sunday night. Apart from Graham Norton, of course. And Andrew Lloyd-Webber. And most of the Marias.
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 2: Me too! Or at least I would, if I didn't live in the US. That's because we don't get it on our tellies here, and I have in fact never seen it, unless you count the episodes I've downloaded off the internet, which of course you don't because that is ILLEGAL.
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1: Ooh, that's a shame, it really is quite good if you like that sort of thing. In fact, if you like that sort of thing, there might be some of that sort of thing on your tellies there quite soon!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 2: Tell me more! Tell me more!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1: It's quite simple really! They're doing the whole flippin' thing again over there, except it's not going to be about the rubbish old Sound Of Music. Oh no! They're looking for a new Danny and Sandy to be in Grease on ruddy Broadway!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 2: Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh.
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1: Uh-huh! They're calling it YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT and everything. And you don't even have to suffer Lloyd-Webber and him off Doctor Who. Instead you get Paul Nicholas and some people we've never heard of!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 2: I like the sound of THAT music. Let's do it for our country!
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1: Shut it. That's Grease 2, and it'll be a cold day in hell before they're looking for a new Michael and Stephanie on network TV. Still, there are worse things you could do than watch an episode or two. Etc, etc, etc.
VOICE IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 3: Can you two both fucking shut up? This whole "dialogue" thing was funny for about two seconds and we're all sick of it now.
VOICES IN LOWCULTURE'S HEAD 1 AND 2: WHOAH, WHOAH, WHOAH!
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