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Thursday, April 21, 2005

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Thursday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» CROPPER! Charmed, Living TV, 8.00pm
It's the 150th episode of the witchy drama tonight, and the producers have pulled out all the stops - well, they've persuaded Julian McMahon back from Nip/Tuck for a guest appearance, anyway. A demon attack leaves Piper unconscious, and as her spirit wanders, it happens to bump into that of Cole, who does his best to restore her faith in love, which has taken something of a battering from the lousy treatment she's had from Leo in recent years. But will that be enough to will her back to life? Well, it's not the end of the series, so our money's on "yes", pretty much.
» CHOPPER! Footballers' Wives, ITV1, 9.00pm
It's the episode we hoped would never happen - the one where all of Tanya's duplicity is revealed and she flees Earls Park. She flees it glamorously in a helicopter, of course, but still - she flees! Crazed Amber is determined to get to the truth of Tanya's baby-swapping shenanigans, and Conrad is none-too-pleased when the penny finally drops. And was that a scene where he tries to strangle Tanya that we saw in last week's previews? It might just have been...

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