All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» MONEY! Celebrity Big Brother, Channel 4, 9.30pm We've got to hand it to Channel 4 and Endemol: this year's choice of housemates has been utterly inspired, and we're quite grateful to them for curing our teenage crush on Lisa I'Anson too. Since we're writing these highlights at the weekend, we have no idea who's still in, but we'd be very surprised if Kenzie isn’t, which means we still potentially have another week of buff hot-tub action to look forward to. Hurrah!
» FUNNY! Peter Kay Live, Channel 4, 10.00pm Er, it's Peter Kay. Live. Do you really need us to tell you that it does exactly what it says on the tin?
» SUNNY! Melrose Place, five, 4.25am Fans of Desperate Houswives might want to check this out, as it features Marcia Cross (Bree Van Der Kamp) back when she was crazy Dr Kimberly Shaw, threatening, wig-wearing, double-crossing psychopath, and Doug Savant (Tom Scavo) back when he was Gay Matt, who had no purpose other than to be gay, and be miserable about being gay, and to indulge in absolutely no hot man-on-man action whatsoever. We're setting the video, we suggest you do too.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.