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Friday, January 07, 2005

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» BEGINNER! According To Bex, BBC One, 9.00pm
We went to see this being filmed a few months back, and it's been through a few name changes before making it to the small screen. It's a new comedy from My Family creator Fred Barron, so you can probably imagine the show without us having to describe it to you. If the premise doesn't suit you, perhaps we can win you over by pointing out that the lead role is played by Jessica Stevenson, whom we love dearly and know to be capable of much better things, and her on-off boyfriend is played by the decidedly non-ugly Oliver Chris, recently seen in Green Wing.
» SPINNER! Little Britain, BBC One, 9.30pm
Vicky Pollard's trying to blag her way into a Blazin' Squad concert tonight, although sadly the heaven-sent opportunity for a cameo by Da Squad is missed. Curses!
» WINNER! Popworld: The Popworld Awards Show, Channel 4, 2.15am
Because even repeated Popworld is better than most original telly, and we were still in bed sleeping off our New Year excesses the first time this was shown. Besides, we want to know who wins the coveted Best Pete Waterman Project Since Kylie award.
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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