All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Tuesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» SHIFTY! Spy, BBC2, 6.45pm lowculture's very own Steve raved about this when it was on BBC3 recently. The espionage action all kicked off last night, but it's not too late to catch up on the back-stabbing and general sneaking around.
» HETTY! Hetty Wainthrop Investigates, UKTV Gold, 6pm Someone is causing havoc on a housing estate – and Hetty must join a quilt-making circle to get to the bottom of things.
» THRIFTY! Bank Of Mum And Dad, BBC2, 8pm An Aberdeen girl with a taste for designer watches who doesn't have a taste for working to match must surrender control of her finances to her less-profligate parents.
» SCUMMY! Too Posh To Wash, Channel 4, 8.30pm Kim and Aggie give a crusty Glaswegian a good hosing down.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.