All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Tuesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» DRAMA! FILM: Hart To Hart: Home Is Where The Hart Is Well, it looks like summer is well and truly over, so expect to see everyone walking around with their faces tripping them today. At least, they will be until people realise that there's a feature-length Hart To Hart move on this afternoon. That would brighten up even the dullest of days. We don't have a clue what the plot is, but we can well imagine that some sort of a crime will bve solves, and Jonathan and Jennifer will be seen running around against some exotic and colourful backdrops.
» HABIT! 'Allo 'Allo, UKTV Gold, 7.05pm Rene dresses up as a nun.
» FLASH! NY-LON, Channel 4, 10pm Channel 4's new drama looks very pretty indeed, but can it hold our attention to the end of the second episode after last week's lacklustre premiere? We'll let you know tomorrow.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.