All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Monday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» SNOB! Keeping Up Appearances, BBC1, 12.30pm Our favourite episodes of this involve Hyacinth somehow falling into a hedge, so keep your fingers crossed that we are not left disappointed today.
» REVENGE! Coronation Street, ITV1, 7.30 and 8.30pm Aww. Don't Dev and Sunita make a cute couple? Well, no actually, and it's hard to see just why feisty, independent Sunita now spends all her time making doe eyes at her ludicrous boss. Their new-found contentment is about to be shattered, though, by the return of mental Maya, who has a spectacular plan for revenge.
» DUMB! Celebrity Snatch, Sky One, 12.30am There's absolutely no chance of this programme being about what we hope it is, but with a name like that, how can you even think about not watching?
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.