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Monday, August 30, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Monday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» SNOB! Keeping Up Appearances, BBC1, 12.30pm
Our favourite episodes of this involve Hyacinth somehow falling into a hedge, so keep your fingers crossed that we are not left disappointed today.
» REVENGE! Coronation Street, ITV1, 7.30 and 8.30pm
Aww. Don't Dev and Sunita make a cute couple? Well, no actually, and it's hard to see just why feisty, independent Sunita now spends all her time making doe eyes at her ludicrous boss. Their new-found contentment is about to be shattered, though, by the return of mental Maya, who has a spectacular plan for revenge.
» DUMB! Celebrity Snatch, Sky One, 12.30am
There's absolutely no chance of this programme being about what we hope it is, but with a name like that, how can you even think about not watching?
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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