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Monday, August 23, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Monday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» COMEUPPANCE? Bad Girls, ITV1, 9pm
Last week, Karen Betts emerged from her drunken stupor for long enough to realise that she had CCTV footage of Jim Fenner running away from the scene of the hit-and-run she was framed for. This week, Fenner's getting married, and Karen is planning a very special speech for the reception. So great they've had to extend it by half an hour so our heads don't explode before the end.
» EXTRA! Bad Girls Most Wanted, ITV2, 10.30pm
Oh, ITV, with this Bad Girls bonanza you are really spoiling us! This one-off special counts down the top 10 Bad Girls moments, and also gives us a sneaky peek at rehearsals for Bad Girls: The Musical. Yes, you did read that correctly. Now, if you will excuse us, we have to go and piss ourselves with delight.
» NASTY! Bumfights: A Video Too Far, five, 11.55pm
Documentary about a group of teenagers who paid a load of tramps to fight and perform stunts in front of the camera.
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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