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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Hooray for us!

If you scroll down to the bit on the left below this bit, you will note that one of you is about to become our 200,000th visitor. Yay!
There's a special (ie not special) prize on offer for the lucky (ie unlucky) reader who sends us a screengrab that proves they were No.200,000 (or the nearest higher number, in the event that the 200,000th visitor is one of the sad cases who thinks this is the place to come for naked pictures of Carol Smillie and immediately clicks off somewhere else when it becomes apparant her tits are not on display).
In the event that you turn out to be our flatmate (like the 50,000th visitor was) you win nothing, except the chance to put the bins out tomorrow night.
UPDATE: We are so dumb. Any fool (except us) could have predicted that someone would sit and press 'refresh' for an hour to bump up our hit count. Well, we will have the last laugh – the prize was a Creme Egg, and we ate it at lunchtime. Ha ha ha.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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