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Friday, February 27, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Friday, February 27:
» The Archbishop of Canterbury gave backing to a new interpretation in cockney rhyming slang two years ago. Would you Adam an' Eve it?
» Reading lowculture in the scud near a window in Singapore? Watch out! Nudity in private places that are in public view was banned in 1997.
» Feeling the cold? Two years ago, a 13-month-old baby survived a night at -24 degrees wearing nothing more than a nappy. We hope the kid filled it with something warm.
» The ever-charming Russell Crowe lost his temper ater a four line poem he had read along was deleted from TV coverage of the Baftas last year. We have a poem inspired by the night. It goes: "Russell Crowe, do we like you? No! You just huff and blow, so we wish you'd go."
» Michael Jackson visited Benny Hill in hospital 12 years ago today. We fancy Mr Hill was chasing after a line of nurses in double time with his tongue poking cheekily out the side of his mouth.
» Happy birthday to: Jungle buffoon Peter Andre, 31, who is expecting to hit the top of the charts this weekend with Mysterious Girl. He was born Peter James Andrea, and those of us who remember him from the first time round may choose to hum the tune to his earlier releases Flava or I Feel You to celebrate. And some of us may not.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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