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Tuesday, March 02, 2004

TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» Animal Park 3.30pm, BBC2 ... Something about a hippo.
» FILM: Seems Like Old Times 3.35pm, Channel 4 ... It's those five little words everyone dreads hearing: "Screwball comedy starring Goldie Hawn".
» 24-Hour Quiz 5pm, ITV1 ... The biggest prize of all should go to the first person who works out what on earth this is all about.
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Diane is excited when she gets a reply to her lonely hearts ad. This being Holby City, her lonely heart will no doubt stalk and kill her.
» No Angels 10pm, Channel 4 ... Naughty nurses get their kits off and stuff.
» Shameless 11.05m, Channel 4 ... We love this idea – the last episode was shown last week, but Channel 4 are showing the whole lot again for the benefit of those who missed it first time around.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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