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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Wednesday, February 25:
» The first nudist conference began at Whispering Pines Resort in California seven years ago. We hope they didn't get pine needles lodged anywhere inappropriate.
» Scientists announced in 1999 that spring was six days earlier than it used to be. Quick! Somebody tell Woolies - they must have thought Easter was over months ago, judging by the hundreds of chocolate eggs that have been there for weeks.
» It emerged that Samantha Janus was being named as the leading lady in three divorces four years ago - her own, her boyfriend's, and that of a co-star.
» Studies conducted two years ago revealed that good looking men were the most likely to be voted off The Weakest Link because they made other men jealous and women suspicious. That's why we have never entered - we wouldn't stand a chance from those ugly, bitter bitches.
» Carol Vorderman took a strop last year, branding What Not To Wear presenters Trinny and Susannah an "anorexic transvestite" and a "cart horse in a badly-fitting bin liner" respectively.
» Happy birthday to: Lord of the Rings star Sean Astin (33), who we prefer to remember for his role as an asthmatic teen in The Goonies.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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