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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

WEDNESDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» The Salon 7am, Channel 4 ... Jamie out of One True Voice gets highlights. We hope they turn out better than the fucking horrible ones we got at Toni and Guy Essensuals in Hammersmith last weekend.
» Grand Designs 9pm, Channel 4 ... We're absolutely furious about missing last week's episode, as it featured Tom Watkins – former manager of East 17, Deuce, North and South, Bros and the Pet Shop Boys – and his attempts to build a great big gay house in the face of protests from his neighbours-to-be. Hopefully this one will feature Pete Burns attempting to build a 100ft bronze wig-wam or something of a similar nature.
» Footballers Wives 9pm, ITV1 ... Shannon and Harley are busy planning the wedding of the year, but their grand hot air balloon finale goes seriously askew. Featuring guest appearances by both of Jordan's tits.
» Tabloid Tales 11.35pm, BBC1 ... More Jordan! This time she's talking to Piers Morgan about her life as a media juggernaut and her audacious plan to give birth on the internet.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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