The schlock you won't want to miss today
» American Idol: The Final 8pm, ITV2 ... Another chance to catch all the excitement. Well, not excitement as such, as they manged to stretch the whole process out for nearly three hours, but you know what we mean.
» Big Brother 9pm, Channel 4 ... Have you decided which ones you want to kill with your bare hands yet? This handy update should help you make up your mind. The psychology bods will be on, to fill us in on which housemates are already starting to unravel.
» Dale's Wedding 9pm, BBC3 ... The much-talked-about spoof documentary in which batchelor boy Dale Winton 'marries' a publicity-hungry female celeb.
» Six Feet Under 10pm, Channel 4 ... Far too good to be low culture, but we don't want any arguments – just watch it.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.