We think you might possibly have got the message that Eurovision is on tonight. But there is other stuff too, oh yes:
» The Dukes of Hazard: Reunion 5.20pm, Five ... A heartbreakingly-ancient Bo and Luke team up with cousin Daisy once more to stop the building of an ecologically unsound theme park.
» Brookside 11.10pm, Channel 4 ... If Brookside's on much later than lunchtime these days, you can be sure it contains large helpings of sex and/or violence. Tonight, it's the violence, as Dr Gary turns wife-beater.
» I Love 1999 12.10am, BBC2 ... Looking back, 1999 was a pretty good year for us, so we don't really mind that it seems a bit soon to be celebrating how great it was. Relive the fuss over Britney putting on her schoolgirl outfit, and Nathan from Queer As Folk taking off his schoolboy one.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.