The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Crossroads 5pm, ITV1 ... Will Max and Angel resolve their differences following yesterday's disgusting end-of-episode shag?
» TOTP2 6.45pm, BBC2 ... A top week of extra-long special episodes is rounded off with appearances from Shampoo (singing Girl Power, a slogan which was later stolen by a five-piece girl band you may have heard of) and Sir Mix-A-Lot. He likes big butts, you know.
» Coronation Street 7.30pm, ITV1 ... The Nelsons throw a party to celebrate being the Harrises again, and there's a surprise in store for Martin Platt – a sly snog from saucy young minx Katy.
» Big Brother 8.30pm and 10.45pm, Channel 4 ... Don't even try to pretend you're not interested this time - within a week, you will have forgotten what life was like before BB. Don't worry, though – it wasn't up to much anyway, was it?
» Battlestar Galactica: The Movie 9pm, Sky One ... Lorne Green and co have a space battle with someone or other to save something or other.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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