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Don't have a cow, man

RURAL! Dirty Cows, Living, 9.00pm

Dirty CowsLet's admit this outright: we know very little about this show beyond what we've gleaned from the Radio Times and the sadly sparse amount of information on the Living website at the time of writing, but we've got to admit, this does sound kind of awesome in a ridiculous sort of way. Tara Palmer-Tompkinson, last seen romping to spectacular if slightly drunken victory over the likes of Colin Murray (ha!) in Comic Relief Does Fame Academy, hosts a contest in which ten citified ladies set themselves the task of winning the heart of a farmer.

Why? We're not entirely sure. Judging by the picture above, he is not exactly ugly, but this may not have been the sole reason behind their decision. It is, of course, entirely possible that they just fancied being on the telly, or perhaps they have actually exhausted all the other single straight men they could find and this was their only remaining option. Whatever the reason, they have chosen to do this and it is being televised for our delectation, so the only appropriate response to that is a resonant "hooray!"

In this episode, the girls arrive in Devon and proceed to ruin their manicures (and possibly their pedicures, depending on how incompetently they approach the task) by gutting fish in order to win dashing farmer Alexy's approval. Unfortunately this does clash with Heroes, but we'd be lying if we said we didn't want to watch this quite a bit.

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Love this programme so cheesy but fun. Love Claire and Danielle loathe the sly slime ball Keeley the grinch and love to hate Larissa coz she is so funny. claire to win

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:42 pm  

its a stupif offensive programm, I hate it, it makes girls look so cheap. and lets not start on the name! dirty cows?!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:18 am  

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