Wednesday, February 01, 2006
A cock-and-ball story
WILLIES! The World's Biggest Penis, Channel 4, 11.10pm
Surprisingly this is not a documentary about Robbie Williams, but rather the third and final johnson-related documentary from Channel 4 in their Penis Envy season this week. We've already had The Perfect Penis and Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis, so this programme was pretty much inevitable, all things considered. Still, it's nice to know that when the insane fringe organisations start spouting out about the sheer amount of lewdness and depravity on TV that they might be right for once.
The programme's going to do pretty much exactly what it says on the tin, we imagine: men who suspect they have the world's largest penis will talk about it on television. Indeed, from our own experience of men who believe that their penis is far bigger than the national (or indeed international) average, they seldom keep that opinion to themselves. Interesting, the programme promises to focus on the disadvantages of being generously endowed as well as the rather obvious upsides, so that ought to make everyone at home feel slightly more sympathetic towards the participants. The reaction to some of the earlier entrants in this particular canon over on our messageboard showed that even the fiercest lowculturianites have a limit to just how much cock they can tolerate. If you secretly think that you can best them on that score, this would be your chance, bucko.
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Interesting comments and will appreciate your additional thoughts after seeing the project that I participated in late last year. Yes, I am Steed Holt and although I know that I don't have the largest Penis in the world, I am clearly at the top of the list; even though I had some reservations about revealing myself after several decades removed from the very active and totally consuming sex scene in my youth.
There were many hours of professionally taped interview made of me over three days including some very revealing naked segments. Alas, less than 15 minutes have made it to the program “The World’s Biggest Penis” and without having an advanced copy, I'm sure the producers were brilliant.
I would hope that there would be enough interest in my segments to induce World of Wonder to release a longer version which would show more of the complete interview which does not entirely take the slant that being extremely large is totally problematic. Yes I've had issues with my size but if the longer interview is shown, I think it may be a bit more balanced. As you know, much is lost for the sake of promotion and the brevity required in programming television.
By the way, I checked out your reference to Robby Williams but haven't quite put it all together as yet. I'm either a bit dim or the blood is circulating elsewhere than in my brain…
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3:05 am
Robbie Williams is a cock, dear.
