(function() { (function(){function c(a){this.t={};this.tick=function(a,c,b){var d=void 0!=b?b:(new Date).getTime();this.t[a]=[d,c];if(void 0==b)try{window.console.timeStamp("CSI/"+a)}catch(l){}};this.tick("start",null,a)}var a;if(window.performance)var e=(a=window.performance.timing)&&a.responseStart;var h=0=b&&(window.jstiming.srt=e-b)}if(a){var d=window.jstiming.load;0=b&&(d.tick("_wtsrt",void 0,b),d.tick("wtsrt_","_wtsrt", e),d.tick("tbsd_","wtsrt_"))}try{a=null,window.chrome&&window.chrome.csi&&(a=Math.floor(window.chrome.csi().pageT),d&&0=c&&window.jstiming.load.tick("aft")};var f=!1;function g(){f||(f=!0,window.jstiming.load.tick("firstScrollTime"))}window.addEventListener?window.addEventListener("scroll",g,!1):window.attachEvent("onscroll",g); })(); lowculture: It's not over until the farmgirl sings

It's not over until the farmgirl sings

TRAGEDY! American Idol, ITV2, 8.30pm
It’s the final three already, and the title of American Idol 2005 is there for the taking – unless of course you’re Vonzell Solomon, since it seems pretty clear to most of the viewing audience and a few recently-conceived foetuses that Carrie and Bo are this year’s Kelly and Justin/Ruben and Clay/Fantasia and Diana. We’ll be sad to see Vonzell go (assuming she does, of course, but we really can’t imagine any other outcome) because she brings that little bit extra joy into our Friday night, but a top three placing is not too shabby for Baby V. Plus she’ll be spared from having to take a role in the movie spinoff, From Bo To Carrie. Shudder.

By Steve :: Post link :: ::  
1 pop-up comments :: Discuss on messageboard

Links to this post:



Hello! Why is Lowculture lacking in Eurovision-ness? Have I missed it all?

By Blogger Jessica, at 11:11 pm  

Post a Comment

Tiny things for you to watch:

* To open in a
new window,
click anywhere
EXCEPT the icon.


Your views from our forums. Click on the quote to join the discussion.

About Us

According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

Click here to email.

La Vida Lowculture