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Friday, December 10, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» HINGE! Housebusters, five, 8.30pm
Yes, we know, it's yet another drop in the endless tidal wave of home renovation shows, but this one has an unlikely trump card in the fact that it's presented by the über-lovely Janet Ellis. That fact alone makes it immediately better than all other property shows, except possibly those presented by Sarah Beeny, Naomi Cleaver and Alistair Appleton.
» FRINGE! Peep Show, Channel 4, 10.00pm
Yes, we know, we recommend this every week, but it's only on for another two weeks, so put up and shut up. Mark's disastrous lovelife takes a further turn for the worse when the lovely Sophie decides to move in with skanky Jeff. Matters are complicated further when Jeremy strikes up something of a friendship with Jeff. Surely not! Does loyalty count for nothing in 2004?
» CRINGE! Popworld, Channel 4, 1.10am
Is the Sunday morning slot too late for you, too? Well, tune in to this post-pub repeat to see who Simon and Miquita embarrassed on Sunday. Electric 6 and Jamie Scott were involved somewhere this week, we believe.
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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