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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Tuesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» PERK! Richard and Judy, Channel 4, 5.00pm
Matt Lucas and David Walliams pop in for a chat with Dick 'n' Jude. They should fit right in, since the characters on Little Britain are cariacatures, and Richard and Judy are...well, we don't need to finish that sentence, do we?
» WORK! Young, Posh and Penniless, ITV1, 9.45pm
Remember Young, Posh and Loaded last year, where a series of inbred idiots flashed their cash (not to mention their total lack of shame) for the cameras? Well, it's back with a new twist: Donatella, Olly and Tom spend ten days with a working-class family and earning minimum wage - presumably after the producers have actually explained to them what "working class" and "minimum wage" actually mean.
» QUIRK! Teachers, Channel 4, 10.00pm
Okay, so maybe it's not the same without Kurt and Brian, but hot damn, the new boys are pretty, so we're keeping quiet. Damien is afflicted by temporary impotency at just the same time that a nubile supply teacher arrives at the school. What are the chances, eh? Actually, at that school, probably fairly high.
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

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donatella has a new forum with loads of pic at http://www.divadonatella.com come and look its free

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Tiny things for you to watch:

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