Things are perking up for Rebecca Loos – she's finally managed to land a TV job that doesn't involve her wiping pig spunk off her hands at the end of each day.
She's been signed up by the producers of Dream Team, Sky One's fantastic football-and-fucking soap, for a regular role as a sports psychologist called Naomi.
"It is," mused Loos, "the perfect role for me, simply because I have worked with footballers before.
"I am going to research my role and will be speaking to some of my football contacts to get some inside advice."
Oh, Rebecca, you are a wag!
Catch her in Dream Team from February.
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