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Sunday, September 12, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Sunday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» INTENSE! Mile High, Sky One, 10.00pm
It's only been back two weeks, and already it's like it never left. New character Lorna has a surprise for her boyfriend, former Emmerdale strumpet Adele Silva makes a guest appearance, and we continue to be alarmed how Stacey Cadman actually wears more clothing in this late-night titillating drama on Sky than she does as Cavegirl in peaktime on the CBBC channel.
» SUSPENSE! Spy, BBC Three, 10.00pm
We're probably the only people still watching this, but it's the final episode and the payoff should be sweet. After Max's spectacular ousting last week, Nicola, Gabriel and Jennie are left to fight for the superspy crown. The smart money's on Nicola, but we're not ruling Jennie out, either. In the nicest possible way, we are ruling Gabriel out because he's pretty but hopeless. Sorry, that should be "pretty hopeless".
» NONSENSE! 3 Non-Blondes, BBC Two, 11.15pm
Not something we'd recommend all that often, but it's slim pickings tonight. More hidden camera japes where, for once, the performers are made to look foolish rather than the victims. We're hoping for an appearance from the very busy lady, and the woman who tries to find Scottish people on benches who are willing to rub some haggis onto her arm.
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