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Friday, September 10, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

We're off to a champagne reception tonight! Hoorah! But we've just realised we have no idea what it's all about, so we're preparing ourselves for some warm cider in a plastic tumbler. Whatever we're drinking, we'll certainly have enjoyed these amazing facts about Friday, September 10:
» The first cracks began to appearin Ken and Barbie's relationship, when her new friend Guy was unveiled today in 2000.
» Gardeners Question Time presenters from BBC Radio 4 broadcast their show from the annual meeting of the British Naturism Society, stark bollock naked.
» It was announced two years ago that Jess the cat, formerly of Postman Pat fame, was to get his own series. Tch! It's a sad day when the supporting cast tries to upstage the star. Mrs Goggins will be getting a boob job next, we suppose . . .
» Oasis' debut album, Definitely Maybe, entered the UK album chart at number one 10 years ago today. We remember buying it for a pal of ours: he said the cover had a bunch of people in a room full of "stuff". We later bought our own copy, which was thankfully stolen during a house party some years later.
» Happy birthday to: The scary one from Shakespeare's Sister, and Bananarama for that matter, Siobhan Fahey (47), T'Pau singer Carol Decker, (47) - emote woman, emote! Those dreams are like china! China in your HAND! Also celebrating is Madonna's mockney husband, Guy Ritchie (36).
» Unrelated fact of the day: Mexico City is sinking by between six and eight inches a year because it's on top of an underground reservoir.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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