Wednesday, September 08, 2004
TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Wednesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» CLIPS! Coronation Street Family Album, ITV1, 8.00pm
Or as we like to call it: "So It's Come To This: A Corrie Clipshow". Having said that, this seems like a fairly entertaining prospect - tonight's episode focuses on Steve and Karen McDonald. Sit back and indulge yourself in Steve's gradually receding hairline, Liz's gradually rising hemline, and Karen's gradually decreasing sanity.
» NIPS! Nip/Tuck, Channel 4, 10.00pm
In which Grace tells Christian he should go to Sexaholics Anonymous. We're not entirely sure what "sexahol" is, but we've always been convinced that the best way to reduce your overactive libido is to indulge it to its fullest, and if we have to make the supreme sacrifice and volunteer our services to Christian to help him achieve this, well, we're willing to do so. Think of it as another selfless act of public service from lowculture.
» RRRRRRIPS! Sex and the City, Channel 4, 11.05pm
It's Sex And A Different City tonight, as the frolicsome foursome head off to Los Angeles. Carrie experiences her first Brazilian wax, and let's face it, it's always nice to see Carrie experience pain of any variety. Miranda meets an ex-boyfriend who doesn't eat these days (those crazy people in LA!), Samantha achieves a lifelong dream of going to a party at the Playboy mansion, and Charlotte's marriage is a fake Fendi. Gotta love those super-deep metaphors the girls come up with.
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