All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for TUESDAY. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas it scores, the more mental it is.
» EUTHANASIA! EastEnders, BBC1, 7.30pm Kate pressures Den to put Chrissie out of her misery. A bit extreme, perhaps, but we can see her point of view. The question is, should it be lethal injection or a sack weighed down with bricks then tossed into the canal?
» SWEARY! Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, E4, 9pm Another chance to see Gordon Ramsay get angry and say "fuck" a lot.
» ORDINARY! Average Joe, Channel 4, 10.50pm New reality show in which a beautiful single girl is whisked off to an island paradise on the promise that it is populated by hot hunks. Unfortunately, when she arrives, it's filled with freaks, geeks and munters. Will she look beyond the superficial and find true love?
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.